If This Blog Post Offends You, You’re a C*nt

Do you recognize the following scenario? You’re peacefully scrolling through your social media feed while taking a sweet dump, when all of a sudden… It happens. Some asshole posted something you don’ agree with, and you are now officially offended. . You start...

Free Happy Pills

What if there was a little pill you could take that would instantly make you happy? A pill with consistent results, but zero side-effects. Would you buy it? Of course you would. Now what if you could do such a thing without a pill? Would you go through the effort? If...

Over-Assuming Responsibility

I was about to step into her car. But a bag of nuts had already taken the front seat. Luckily, the nuts had forgotten to call shotgun. So I picked them up and took their place. But in an unguarded moment, I put the bag away without actually being aware of where I put...